We’re F’cking Classy Cocktail Napkins
Pickup available at 110 Main Street
Usually ready in 24 hours
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
Details
Funny Cocktail Napkins are a high-impact novelty essential designed for customers who love bold, sarcastic, and unapologetic humor with a playful upscale twist. Featuring the phrase “WE’RE F’CKING CLASSY,” these napkins instantly set a fun, irreverent tone for any gathering. Made from durable 3-ply tissue, each napkin is soft yet strong enough for cocktails, appetizers, and light spills.
Sized at 5” x 5” folded (10” x 10” unfolded)
Materials + Care
We prioritize quality in selecting the materials for our items, choosing premium fabrics and finishings that ensure durability, comfort, and timeless appeal.
Shipping + Returns
We strive to process and ship all orders in a timely manner, working diligently to ensure that your items are on their way to you as soon as possible.